Lady Macbeth
Voted: Most Likely To Run A Presidential Campaign
Hobbies: Cleanliness; nagging; calling on the gods to make her a man; knitting doilies
Detective MacDuff
Nickname: “Mr. Righteous;” “Dude Ex Machina”
Favorite dish: Revenge (served cold, but of course)
Yearbook quotes: “Hey, where’d my family go?”
Banksy
Nickname: “Sidekick McGee”
Position: Thane, whatever that is
Voted: Most Likely To Be Overlooked
Macbeth
Nickname: “Old Pushover”
Hobbies: Mongering (war, power, sandwiches, etc.),
Turn-ons: Pushy Women
Turn-offs: Pushy Women
Mental State: A bit iffy
For many people today, Macbeth is a bit academic. It’s either “that thing I had to read in high school” or “that really expensive show that that really famous actor is doing to show that he can really really act.”
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