Macbeth: The Yearbook (Macbeth)

Macbeth

Nickname: “Old Pushover”

Hobbies: Mongering (war, power, sandwiches, etc.),

Turn-ons: Pushy Women

Turn-offs: Pushy Women

Mental State: A bit iffy

Voted: Most Likely to Succeed (Note from the author: This joke works on so many levels it’s scary.)